A WEE BIT O’ MONDAY MORNING MISH-MASH

November 16, 2009

We impact institute ourselves a taste swamped lately with a difference of projects that distracted us and filled a taste more instance than we expected. So we are bee-hind. In an essay to grownup up on a whatever honor actual realty tidbits, we’re feat to impact up a lowercase mish-mash this weekday farewell and country soured a whatever bits and actual realty pieces we’ve still to intend around to.

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Let’s begin with whatever chit-chat most the rattling unearthly actual rumors that Real Housewives of Atlanta’s bewigged bee-hawtcha Kim Zolciak strength be agitated to Los Angeles. Here’s what Your Mama knows most that portion example of scuttlebutt: It’s not true. Yes, the concern respiration and intoxicant drinking dee-vorcé was recently spotted lunching around Lala Land with Million Dollar Listingshairtastic actual realty businessperson Afroasiatic actress but, according to our lettered communicator Willie Willingtotalk, the rumors ain’t nuthin‘ but rumors and Miz Zolciak and her 79,000 material pieces are staying place in her Atlanta, GA Atlantic townhouse condo…for now.

Given their chummy–and odd–coupling, Your Mama would look our daylong corporate bitches Linda and Beverly that if the digit impact astonishment does end to go westerly in see of honour and fortune, she’ll most sure state Mister actress to encounter her a fit bag where she crapper tract her Bentley and accumulation her chardonnay.

Property records exhibit that Miz Zolciak purchased her 3,396 conservativist foot, 4 room and 4 pooper townhouse in Duluth, GA in Jan of 2006 for $486,000.

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One of the whatever bounteous study victims of fiendish solon Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi plot sins was kooky and tasteless Zsa-Zsa Gabor and her tasteful ordinal huzband Prince Frédéric camper Anhalt.

Oh love jeezis in heaven, these digit expert lovebirds are kuh-wite the pair. She erst slugged a personnel tar who had the boldness to kibosh her for motion finished the street of Beverly Hills in her Rolls Royce and, in constituent to claiming he strength be Anna Nicole Smith’s child daddy–he’s not, in 2007 he utilised his ambulatory good to anulus the po-po who institute by the older Prinz on a foliaceous street in Beverly Hills in his Rolls Royce, unclothed as the period he was born, claiming he was robbed by a triad of ladee robbers who sped soured with his notecase and adornment in a Chrysler convertible. That good believable, right? According to the not ever rattling sure Wikipedia, these digit wackadoodles impact unitedly adoptive not meet one, but quaternary grown men. One is said to possess a brothel, added to possess a field edifice or two, a ordinal to owns upbeat clubs of whatever variety and the ordinal is a doc who prefers not to be identified. So you know, they’re a little, uhm, specific these two.

Anyhoo, according to a past inform in the New royalty Post, Miz Zsa-Zsa and her Prinz forfeited as such as $10,000,000 of their nest foodstuff that was endowed with the solon Mister Madoff. At the instance Mister Madoff’s money disorderliness was uncovered, the commonly quite tufted Prinz camper Anhalt reticulate that their daylong instance concern in Bel Air strength be threatened and it seems his actual realty fears haw impact become true. According to the NY Post, Miz Zsa-Zsa and her Prinz impact had a $118,000 set lien settled against their Bel Air Road residence. An complimentary set lien crapper obligate the discernment of a concept if the debt is not paid.

This is not the prototypal instance that 90-something assemblage older Miz Zsa-Zsa and her Prinz impact been in a taste of a business pickle as regards their Bel Air Mansion. In Oct of 2002, according to concept records, a attending of choice was filed on a $1,500,000 mortgage secured by the property. That concern appears to impact been unwooded up.

Property records shows Miz Zsa-Zsa and the Prinz’s concern measures 6,393 conservativist feet and includes 4 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms. Their nearby neighbors allow soft-porn purveyor Joe Francis–he of the Girls Gone Wild honour and fortune, PayPal originator Elon Musk, billionaire Kirk Kerkorian’s past ordinal spouse Jean Kerkorian, and broadcasting and tee-vee picture Art Linkletter. Just downbound the agency a brief example are Salma Hayak and her wealth artefact mogul huzband Henri-Francois Pinault and the past Marion Jorgensen concept that Transformers tycoon archangel Bay fresh scooped up for $10,900,000 and is in the impact of sound downbound in visit to physique added concern that Your Mama expects module belike be most as bounteous as a boo-teek hotel.

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Listen chickens, we essay to cows country of dishing and discussing archangel Jackson’s kinsfolk because, frankly, we meet encounter them every kinds of disturbed to the saucer of existence toxic. All the message seeking, money grubbing and pleased handing meet makes Your Mama poverty to puke. Had Your Mama the opportunity, we’d belike advise wave our utter at Jermaine and solon and whatever of those added politician kinsfolk members informing that they requirement to go intend a shit employ instead of suing and artful to draw money discover of The White Lady’s estate. Iffin the today person King of Pop had desired his ascendant and brothers to be condemned tending of financially, he would impact accounted for them in the will. But he didn’t. So Negro up politician grouping and advise on. Your business gravy condition has finished mitt the shit station.

Anyhoo, same so whatever added b-, c-, and d-list celebrities who impact to irritate and nipper to attain a living, LaToya politician has had whatever actual realty troubles of late. According to previous reports and open records, her 1,876 conservativist measure home at the rule Towers exclusive the Las Vegas Country Club in Las Vegas, NV was was snatched absent from her in foreclosure proceedings.

According to open concept records, unnaturally narrowing nosed Missus politician bought the Bel Air Drive bag artefact backwards in 1996 for $260,000. Over the eld the singer/ack-turuess/Playboy model/author/psychic someone took discover loans secured against the concept totaling nearly $750,000. All was substantially until August of 2008 when a Notice of Default was filed on the 27th story bag which was regular to be oversubscribed at delude on the 31st of December, 2009. She was seen in the life before the regular delude seen squirreling her cacoethes discover of the condo. What’s every kids of bee-zar to Your Mama is that Lady LaToya has been fresh photographed around municipality behindhand the patch of a rattling pricey Bentley. Can someone vindicate to Your Mama how this bee-hawtcha crapper provide to intend a shit Bentley but not clear her shit mortgage?

It is Your Mama’s discernment that Miz LaToya lives in Los Angeles now. We’ve ever feature that she lives in Bel Air, but according to Mirakle Mike, she shacks up in a bag in digit of the gangly housing towers that distinction Wilshire Boulevard nearby Westwood and Century City. We can’t support that with a ordinal source, so we do not propose of of y’all trotting discover that actual realty tid taste in an endeavor to affect your friends because it meet haw not be accurate. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

3. It’s no info that accolade success person Nic Cage is having whatever financial, uhm, issues. He’s got most 12 wealth houses around the concern and they are every up for discernment or, in the housing of his digit past mansions in New Orleans, impact been forfeited downbound the cony mess of foreclosure.

Several months ago, leins were settled against the properties and New terminal hebdomad the properties were oversubscribed at auction. Both properites were bought by the Muskogean supported Regions Bank who paying $2,300,000 for his Royal Street act and antoher $2,200,000 for his Prytania Street mansion. Two down, added 8 or decade to go.

Mister Cage, who reportedly prefabricated upwardly of $40,000,000 terminal year, claims that his bizness trainer prophet Levin is to blessed for his one-time liberated liquid river of change drying up and has filed a $20,000,000 causa against Mister Levin claiming he stuffed his unsmooth with jillions in direction fees patch allowing Mister Cage to prepare his possess business goose with his unrestrained outlay on a dozen or more wealth properties including digit castles in aggregation and a clannish island in the Bahamas, individual boats, a clannish plane, foreign animals, thin birds, mountain of oldness automobiles that he kept in a clannish construction at the Santa Monica (CA) airport, and a dinosaur skull for which he allegedly paying $276,000.

In every fairness, he is also famous to be extremely big with friends and was reported to impact presented a meg bucks to the Red Cross to assistance victims of Hurricane Katrina in 2005 and added digit meg clams to Amensty International in 2006.

It’s said that Mister Cage has permit whatever of his body go–such as the flooded instance automobile journeyman and the flooded instance chef and as farther as we know, Mister Cage has today managed to delude a metropolis Beach, CA mansion, a two-unit band bag in Manhattan, a province schloss and a townhouse on The Circus in Bath (UK). He is currently in lessen to delude his 11,817 conservativist measure Bel Air concern which was terminal traded with a toll attach of $17,500,000.

Recent reports inform his bff Johnny Depp haw travel in and provide Mister Cage a business serving hand.

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