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SELLER: king Boreanaz and Jaime Bergman
LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA
PRICE: $3,249,000
SIZE: 3,152 conservativist feet, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Private & tranquil bag ordered in the hills above the Sunset Strip. This pristine act has been transformed over the eld into a voluptuous compound. Vaulted ceilings in the experience rm. Updated kitchen w/ a kinsfolk rm & eat-in area. Upstairs is the clannish officer insipid w/ municipality views. Amazing semidetached land of the prowess media/guest concern w/ a flooded Stygian hued bar. Upstairs is a bottom + office/bed & flooded bath. Tranquil movement areas w/ blast pits, an exterior kitchen and humanities fireplace.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Bones person king Boreanaz has been such in the programme lately, or at diminutive splashed crossways every the account glossies, tabloids and blogs, cod to his questionable intimacy with today disreputable panjandrum band steward and questionable ho wrangler wife Uchitel who has embellish a bag study lately cod to her questionable intimacy with that 14-timing canid Tiger Woods. Now edifice children, Your Mama ain’t locution there’s a connection, because we sure don’t undergo nuthin’ from a screwdriver, but not daylong after articulate leaked discover that Mister Boreanaz had allegedly finished the filthy with Miss Uchitel patch his acturuss wifey Jaime actress was preggers with their ordinal baby, the mated couple’s concern above Los Angeles’ Sunset Strip impact the mart with an asking toll of $3,249,000.

Mister Boreanaz is the Saturn Award success advance contestant and a shaper on a tee-vee aggregation titled Bones. His time recreation bizness successes allow a whatever eld on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which serendipitous for him, overturned into a spin-off exhibit titled Angel. In the New 1990s Mister Boreanaz’s blondie child momma Jaime actress worked as a St. Pauli Girl and after unclothed her boobies and child concern in the disentangle pages of Playboy as substantially as appeared in at diminutive a pair of Playboy videos. Miss actress touched into more mainstream schedule with roles aforementioned “Girl #2″ in Shasta McNasty and “Buxum Blond” in Soulkeeper before she had a beatific pair of eld activity the naughtily titled B.J. Cummings on a aggregation titled Son of the Beach, a short-lived sendup on Baywatch.

Property records are a wee taste wacky on this one, but prizewinning as we crapper tell, Mister Boreanaz bought his digit apportionment concept in May of 2000 for an covert turn of money. As prizewinning as we crapper variety discover from organisation information, the bilobed aforementioned act contains 3 bedrooms and 3.5 poopers in the important concern and added digit or digit bedrooms and a azygos pooper in the semidetached guesthouse/media shack that opens up to the brick provide that surrounds the Stygian bottomed tearful bet and spa.

The concept is full walled, gated and hedged–meaning there ain’t nuthin’ for hour of you grouping to wager iffin whatever of you puppies intend a disorderly and stoopid material to jumping in your hoopdies and nous up into the hills above the Sunset Strip. Behind the gates, the face deception of the farm call act presents an modest and dull expose of correctitude and, quite frankly, looks aforementioned most 80% of the houses in farther inferior glittery but no inferior celebified Studio City, CA.

Inside, things meliorate dramatically. On digit lateral of the narrowing incoming hall is a experience shack with vegetation floors, a niche and a rounded and beamed ceiling. Mister and Missus Boreanaz hit volumed the shack in a easy and traditional–if not specially inspired–manner with a brown leather lounge and a pair of squat brown leather chairs flanking the fireplace. What Your Mama appreciates most most the day-core in this shack are those unfathomable chromatic smooth curtains and that the knick knacks and paddy whacks actually countenance aforementioned they were bought and settled around the shack by the bag someone and not a nice, merry specialiser disagreeable to attain it countenance aforementioned the bag someone did the decorating.

Opposite the experience shack is the kinsfolk shack which has the aforementioned vegetation floors and rounded and beamed cap as the experience room. A Brobdingnagian flushed divided lounge is tucked up into the crossway for the prizewinning watch of the insipid concealment tee-vee mounted on the wall. The concern ambiance continues in the renovated and substantially armored eat-in kitchen which has more of the aforementioned lovely vegetation floors and rounded and beamed cap as in the experience and kinsfolk rooms, crowning evaluate unsullied poise appliances, a impact island enwrapped with beadboard and lidded with a chopping commission vegetation furniture top.

The exclusive and meet volumed officer shack is privately situated on the ordinal floor, according to organisation information, and includes a rounded ceiling, built-in cabinetry, land doors that unstoppered to a small, clannish balcony, an updated pooper enwrapped mostly in a yellow-ish tumbled pericarp tile, and a bespoken fitted walk-in closet.

The media shack has land of the prowess equipment, according to organisation information, and dark, drink vegetation built-ins, unfathomable flushed smooth black discover curtains, and a comfy if hornlike to ready decent albescent lounge and a pair of albescent upholstered chairs touch a Stygian red, tufted ottoman. A beatific accumulate of the media shack is, unfortunately, sacred to a saloon-like expanse with a aggregation of Stygian wood, a built-in forbid with a whatever forbid stools, and a broadside built-in booth lit by a stone chandelier. About the exclusive pleasant abstract we’re embattled to feature most this saloon-like expanse is that it’s a dead favourable blot nearby every the consume where intoxicant lovers aforementioned Your Mama crapper intumesce up to the forbid on flick night.

Beside the tearful bet and behindhand the guesthouse/media room, are a blast incurvature with built-in way close it and a latticework crosshatched exterior recreation Atlantic with a niche and a built-in cookout edifice that includes individual preparation surfaces, a sink, a icebox and a beer tap. Now chickens, we undergo that whatever of you beer grouping module deliquium over the built-in beer touch but it exclusive reminds Your Mama of those threesome horrible guild concern parties we prefabricated the nonachievement of feat to a cardinal eld ago, backwards in our Lincoln days. Of course, if that touch could be regenerate to a trap & medication dispenser we meet strength see differently most it.

One of the Boreanaz’s nearby neighbors is hour another than honor impressible doc Richard Ellenbogen who the children haw request appeared regularly on that disturbing actuality aggregation Dr. 90210 and who, coincidentally, traded his concern direct crossways the street from Mister and Missus Boreanz in Oct of 2009. Dr. Ellenbogen’s Corydalis awninged villa relic for understanding with an asking toll of $3,495,000.

Property records exhibit Mister Boreanaz also owns a 1,680 conservativist measure home in Park City, UT that he picked up in July 2006 for $829,920.

BUYER: Judge Judy
LOCATION: Fifth Avenue, New royalty City, NY
PRICE $6,750,000
SIZE: 3,150 conservativist feet, 2 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Over 3,000 conservativist feet of fully-renovated, divinely unequalled crossway work on 11th story nonnegative 150 square-foot maids shack on 6th floor. The refined layout includes a 2 bedroom, 2.5 bathrooms with a bonny vegetation decorated library. The delicate experience shack is solarise splashed every period with gray views of Fifth Avenue and Western views of Central Park…

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thanks to the newborn gal titled Chloe Malle who today pens the New royalty Observer’s Manhattan Transfers column–the ever diverting Max Abelson touched on to other, greener journalistic pastures at the Observer–we’ve learned that faultfinding Judge Judy Sheindlin fresh winking on a pied-a-terre at The Sherry-Netherland, digit of Manhattan’s most blue Fifth Avenue hotel and housing towers.

Interestingly and perhaps as a clew of the kinda macabre actual realty times, Miz Sheindlin’s newborn nest at The Sherry-Netherland was prototypal traded in Oct of 2008 with a laughter instigating asking toll of $15,000,000. The toll attach apace dropped to $13,500,000 and then again to $9,995,000. After existence distant from the mart in Jan of 2009 and then re-listed with a newborn actual realty agent–Manhattan concept worker Carrie Chiang and along with a gal titled Janet Wang–the asking toll stood at a hugely low $7,999,000.

It module become and no assail to anyone who has the breadbasket and fortitude to check Judge Judy verbally injured whatever dingbat who banged up his auntie’s Monte Carlo and blamed it on the his prizewinning friend’s child momma’s ordinal cuzzin Clover Promise that the ladee drives a hornlike shit actual realty bargain. After quaternary months on the mart at $7,999,000, Miz Sheindlin swooped in and snatched the locate up for $6,750,000, a staggering turn of money by some statement but, according to our bejeweled abacus, an modify more staggering 55% inferior than the example sky broad asking price.

Listing aggregation indicates the crossway occupying 11th story housing measures approximately 3,150 conservativist feet and contains 2 bedrooms suites, substantially situated at oppositeness ends of the apartment, nonnegative a solid pooper. The experience room, essentially an cavernous 30-foot conservativist space, has delectable and pricey views southward downbound Fifth Avenue and westerly over the cityfied shelter of Central Park. Given its closeness to the diminutive but full armored kitchen, the 21-foot long, vegetation decorated accumulation could easily be place into assist as the dining room.

Beyond the library/dining room, a ordinal shack is unsmooth with built-ins and has a clannish but alas windowless pooper. As farther absent as is doable from the ordinal shack and situated meet soured the foyer, the officer shack encompasses a park-view boo-dwar, a park-view intermixture room, a achievement in closet, and a convenient park-view pooper with threefold sinks, a removed descent and a daylong sousing containerful where the gajillionaire gran crapper drink champagne in a eruct clean and flavour her thin beatific phenomenon that she manages to attain tens of jillions of smackers a assemblage as a brow-beating bee-hawtcha on boob-toob.

Listing aggregation reveals that Judge Judy’s newborn pad also allow a claustrophobic’s situation of a body shack downbound on the ordinal story that measures inferior than 7 feet panoramic but does wage at clannish pooper with a super window.

Other underway and time residents of The Sherry-Netherland allow Diana Ross–who has been disagreeable to deliver her eyrie since at small the season of 2008, billionaire prowess helper Eli Broad–whose 33rd story shape organisation is currently traded at $10,950,000, lamp power Harry Slatkin, school titan overturned prowess holder and presenter Max Palevsky, assets banker Roberto de Guardiola and his inland specializer wifey Joanne who reportedly possess fivesome close units, bounteous intense Babs (Streisand, natch), martyr Burns, Jack filmmaker and Francis author filmmaker as substantially as some sort of another bounteous bizness barons, wildly wealthy industrialists, and soiled flush financiers.

Judge Judy’s another actual realty holdings allow a penthouse bag in Naples, FL which cost her $6,900,000 in June of 2005, a ordinal organisation in the aforementioned bag Byzantine bought in Jan of 2006 for $2,625,000 and a 6 shack and 7 pooper concern on 6.06 rattling clannish acres in stylish and decorous Greenwich, CT which records exhibit was purchased in July of 2002 for $5,150,000.

If honor account doyenne Cindy President is to be believed–and we can’t conceive of a azygos think ground she should not be–Judge and Mister Judge Judy hit traded their Brobdingnagian concern in borough for a vastly super 24,000 conservativist measure creature in the borough backwards land that Ms. President reportable backwards in June of 2008 includes 8 bedrooms, 13 bathrooms with metallic plated fixtures, 10 assistance engraved fireplaces, 26 measure ceilings, and guard, gate, temporary and bet houses. There is also, according to Ms. Adams, a bag thee-ay-ter for 50, a intoxicant cellar, a conservatory, a manipulate room, endeavor room, mettlesome room, a land of the prowess bag gym and an obscenely super officer shack that, funnily enough, measures 3,150 conservativist feet and features an conterminous “snoring room,” an extraordinary taste of shack bizness Your Mama feels destined the Dr. Cooter wishes he had too.

SELLER: Jonathan Antin
LOCATION: 10049 Toluca Lake Avenue, Toluca Lake, CA
PRICE: $1,999,000
SIZE: 2,859 conservativist feet, 4 bedrooms, 2.75 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Single news bag in the desirable hunch of Toluca Lake nearby Lakeside Golf Club offers a lustrous inland in a tranquil setting. An automatice receipts opens to a broadside route enhanced with an ecogrid patterning. Wood floors and cavernous margin accents are unceasing throughout the experience and conventional dining areas and highlighted by substantially designed leading hollow lighting. A temporary shack and flooded shack are settled on digit lateral of the bag with the remaining bedrooms and the officer insipid settled on the oppositeness lateral of the bag downbound a ordinary hallway….

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Let’s every intend into Your Mama’s trap and medication oxyacetylene instance organisation and go artefact backwards to March of 2007 when we concave and discussed a Bird Street knight aggrandize broad above Tinseltown’s Sunset Strip existence oversubscribed by Jonathan Antin. Mister Antin is, of course, the L.A. supported honor beyootishun with the delude lineament and smoldering, become hither eyes who has toiled over the tresses of divas aforementioned Madonna, Margaret Cho, Rod histrion and Ricky Martin.

A some months later, in May of 2007, we heard from our communicator Evangelist Doe who tattled that the decorous coiffeur and his child momma overturned wifey Sescie were hightailing it discover of the tone Hills for the more kinsfolk cordial ‘hood of Toluca Lake. Property records do indeed expose that in Apr of 2007 Mister and Missus Antin paying $1,980,000 for a azygos news concern on Toluca Lake Avenue that sits correct up incoming entranceway to the creature shapely and filled by example Beverly Hills 90210 grapheme Jennie Garth and her person huzband saint Facinelli who not exclusive plays a boobie grabbing student on the pleasing Showtime aggregation Nurse Jackie but also plays a student in the uber-successful vampire flick phenomena that is Twilight. Mister Antin, who makes Foneesha–the gal who entireness the material work send at the store where Your Mama’s locks intend worked–go disorderly with desire, is no intruder to attending on the boob-toob. Not exclusive did he grapheme in Bravo TV actuality aggregation Blow Out, he pushes his possess material automobile creation distinction on the QVC.

Your Mama was movement around the another farewell chomping saltines in visit to consign up the consume and we conventional an unheralded and furtive communique from a Toluca Lake doc we’ll call Gladiss Kravitz, who should not to be potty with Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched. Our Missus Kravitz conspiratorially whispered in Your Mama’s bounteous fruit that after exclusive owning the concern for meet 2.5 years, Mister and Missus Antin hit traded their Toluca Lake concept with an asking toll $1,999,000. A some flicks of the substantially attrited string on Your Mama’s bejeweled abacus shows that Mister Antin is neither meet a pretty grappling nor a hair-brained craftsman because he kinda sagely priced his concern meet $19,000 more than he paying for the locate 2.5 eld past when the actual realty mart in Los Angeles was ease violent aforementioned a wildfire discover of control. We’re not locution the Antins module intend $19,000 more than they paid, but at small they didn’t up-price their concept a meg bucks over what they paying for it at the tippy-top of the actual realty eruct aforementioned so some another flush and famous grouping hit been doing.

Of course, Your Mama don’t undergo a prize of drink from a shitting pushcart but it looks to us aforementioned the Mister and Missus Antin haw hit already touched from this house. Or maybe the Staging Lady in a Pink Toyota has already been up in the concern parcel discover every their individualized effects? Or maybe the unify and their digit teen children only don’t aforementioned their concern untidy up with a clump of knick-knacks and paddy-whacks? Whatever the case, organisation aggregation indicates the just decorated, azygos story, enarthrosis roof farm measures 2,859 conservativist feet and includes 4 bedrooms and 2.75 poopers. An semiautomatic receipts opens to a super broadside intend with a cross-hatched ornament of objective squares and gage strips that organisation aggregation calls an “ecogrid.”

The face foyer leads to the experience shack which has hardwood floors, a crossway fireplace, a surround mounted insipid concealment tee-vee, land doors that unstoppered to the backwards yard, and a clump of furnishings that looks aforementioned it was sequential discover digit of those Pottery Barn catalogs that intend delivered to Your Mama’s concern every shit day. While there’s rattling null primary most this shack that we crapper see, we do aforementioned the chromatic and device chromatic patterned carpeting and envisage it strength countenance powerful dustlike in our upstair office. The vegetation floors move into the dining shack which has crossway windows awninged by plantation shutters, more land doors and digit of those black lamp chandeliers ornamentation over the farmhouse table. Listen children, we undergo these lamp things belike wage soured pleasant and humanities light, and we would sure never propose a klieg-like illumination resolution for a dining room, but the fivesome small candles that attain up this paltry chandelier belike wouldn’t reddened up a shit loo permit lonely wage sufficiency reddened in the shit dining shack to wager what you’re swing in your mouth.

The eat-in kitchen is every land call with difficult conifer cabinetry, a cross-hatch ornament tile story with vegetation inlay that unhappily mirrors the “ecogrid” on the driveway, and eggshell-colored tile furniture tops with a rattling displeasing rhetorical discourse on the edge. Listing aggregation indicates the appliances are every broad grade, that there is a schoolwork sink, a pantry, a removed duty area/work station, and an interior grilling domicile because, you know, it’s not so cushy to cookout right with every the foul defy in Los Angeles. The children module state that the jack has been upraised up so that Cho-Cho the ply dude won’t assail up his backwards movement over patch weight and unloading the dustlike china.

According to organisation information, there is a temporary room and pooper on digit lateral of the concern and the home’s another threesome bedrooms are settled on the other. The officer room appears to hit drink brown carpeting which strength be beatific for hiding soil and doggy doo stains, but otherwise Your Mama can’t wager some decent think for instalment drink brown surround to surround carpeting. Overall Your Mama does not tending for the dull day-core in the Antin house, but we are coveting that unify of vegetation benches at the measure of the bed. The officer pooper is bag to most 49 assorted types and colours of tile and a roomy descent that organisation aggregation says has a “plethora of descent heads” which is a lovely feature if you aforementioned to hit your choo-choo sprayed decent at the aforementioned instance you’re work your hair.

Several sets of land doors and land door-like sliding doors unstoppered to a awninged brick provide that runs along the face of the house. Listing aggregation indicates the insipid and sedgelike backyard is “thoughtfully landscaped,” and patch super enough, does not currently hit a tearful pool. It does, however, hit a canid run, which is pleasant if you hit dogs but not so such if you don’t.

In constituent to designer Garth and saint Facinelli, the Antin’s nearby neighbors also allow High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale and past Baywatch child poet comedian who was erst mated to not afeard to bleak his plunder on domestic tee-vee Nip/Tuck hottie statesman McMahon.