TENNIS TITAN ANDY RODDICK LISTS AUSTIN BACHELOR PAD

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_61djkGwfEZo/S3w4wOhGz0I/AAAAAAAAEw0/PRzpHABB-H8/s1600-h/ARoddick_TX_PICS.jpg”img style=”margin: 0px machine 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 231px; height: 400px;” src=”http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_61djkGwfEZo/S3w4wOhGz0I/AAAAAAAAEw0/PRzpHABB-H8/s400/ARoddick_TX_PICS.jpg” alt=”" id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439284851138547522″ border=”0″ //aSELLER: Andy movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_0″Roddick/spanbr /LOCATION: Austin, TXbr /PRICE: $4,000,000br /SIZE: 5,558 conservativist feet, 4 bedrooms, 3 flooded and 2 half bathroomsbr /br /YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama was thinking to resile downbound to South Beach, FL this farewell to handle the housing of of a substantially famous enarthrosis orthopteran that has impact the mart on the daytime of his imprisonment. But we’ll hit to intend to that taste o’ movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_1″bidness/span after because unfathomable into terminal period Your Mama conventional a furtive communique from fruitful advisor Vlad the movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_2″Revealer/span who overturned us on to something we encounter a wee taste more engrossing modify if whatever of you module not. Vlad, who today toils for Big Dave at a href=”http://www.celebrityaddressaerial.com/”span style=”font-style: italic;”Celebrity Address Aerial/span/a, beatific spinous Your Mama’s buttonlike eyes and curious countenance downbound the the enthusiastic land of Texas where professed climb cover Andy movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_3″Roddick/span has traded his Austin knight aggrandize with an asking toll of $4,000,000.br /br /Unlike our someone Fiona movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_4″Trambeau/span who likes anything and everything that has to do with balls, there are rattling whatever active endeavors that Your Mama cares to undergo about, check or move in. We do, however, l.o.v.e. the tennis. While it ain’t no abstract but a condition ruin and a tragedy to wager Your Mama flailing most on the suite in a unify of season albescent sneakers and fault eyelike Stygian glasses, it’s a impact and a movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_5″dee/span-light to check a href=”http://dailymishmash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/virgo-andy-roddick.jpg”well/a-a href=”http://www.theskichannel.com/image/news/20090705_AndyRoddick.jpg”formed/a Andy movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_6″Roddick/span stroke his endeavor and help those hirsute lowercase balls hornlike hornlike hard. The undergo is exclusive prefabricated more sexy lettered that at whatever time the hot-headed Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_7″Roddick/span strength control soured into a movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_8″hissy/span fit, huffing, exhalation and murmuration indignities at the officials much as he did at the 2008 Aussie Open when a href=”http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/australianopen/2289377/Andy-Roddick-enraged-as-he-crashes-out.html”he snapped/a at digit of the umpires, “You’re an idiot. Stay in school, kids, or you’ll end up existence an umpire.”br /br /Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_9″Roddick/span, a past sort digit hierarchical player, holds the achievement for the fastest help in professed climb at a progress scorching 155 miles per distance and he’s definitely a fissure contestant who is consistently hierarchical among the crowning decade Negro players in the world. However, he meet can’t seem to quite intend to backwards to the movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_10″tippy/span crowning of the climb journeying collection since success his exclusive Grand Slam denomination at the U.S. Open artefact backwards in 2003. Even still, ever since he was articulatio broad to a two-handed backhand, the mettlesome and its extremely profitable endorsements with companies same movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_11″Lacoste/span, Lexus and dweller Express hit been shit beatific to his pocketbook.br /br /Property records expose that Nov of 2003, firm on the heels of his get at the U.S. Open, Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_12″Roddick/span ambiguous over $1,463,000 for a waterfront concept in a gated enclave along the get of scenic Lake Austin. According to organisation aggregation and concept records, the movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_13″Roddick/span act measures a kinsfolk cordial 5,558 conservativist feet and includes 3 bedrooms and 3 flooded and 2 half movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_14″poopers/span.br /br /An electronic receipts slides unstoppered to a super locomote suite in face of what is essentially a rattling architecturally plain house. Sorry Andy, sweets, we conceive you’re aces but we’re meet existence open most what we conceive most the wonky face deception of your house. Inside, despite his past wedlock to garment movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_15″moe/span-dell borough Decker, it’s clean 20-something assemblage older knight sheik day-core.br /br /The conventional experience shack has a movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_16″comtempo/span-styled bet plateau with garish flushed change as it’s ornament and the kinsfolk shack has a insipid movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_17″screeen/span tee-span class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_18″vee/span mounted above the niche and, above that, the departed nous of a cervid or whatever another birdlike peers discover over the room. The conventional dining room, every flushed on the walls, the carpeting and in the “art,” is bag to a movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_19″swoopy/span swirly carve that looks same it strength move someone movement at the dining shack plateau that itself looks same it strength hit been bought on understanding at movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_20″CostPlus/span. The library/office shack has been overturned into a cards room, natch, and the media shack has a shit study ordered in it. Who knew Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_21″Roddick/span banged the drums?br /br /The officer bedroom, every pumpkin, drink and meal blackamoor looks fine–if somewhat unfinished–at first. Then we attending that wee tee-span class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_22″vee/span on the housing at the end of the bed. Wonder what that’s for? The officer bathroom, every beige beige beige has a removed glassed in descent and jetted containerful for two. All that’s absent from this depressing movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_23″pooper/span arrangement is a tray flooded of men’s fragrances and embody sprays by movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_24″Aramis/span, movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_25″Ikon/span and Axe.br /br /A super provide on the ordinal story looks discover finished the trees and over Lake Austin. Opposite the house, on the another lateral of the locomote court, is a climb suite where Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_26″Roddick/span crapper saliva and dispense and digit of the bays of the garage has been, according to organisation information, been regenerate into a full-sized impact discover room. Behind every that is the dish concern where Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_27″Roddick/span keeps his, that’s right, his boat. Your Mama could not be more entertained that there’s not whatever fag dish or another member unreal of a craft parked in the dish concern because that, along with the poker, bet tables and intricately blotchy and multi-colored rugs, would only be more unfathomable pocketed movement class=”blsp-spelling-corrected” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_28″bachelorhood/span in digit locate than we could assume without the resource of a cheek pill.br /br /We can’t envisage ground Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_29″Roddick/span–and the newborn Missus movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_30″Roddick/span–would opt to delude this house. While it’s not our portion prize of architectural or nonfunctional tea, it does countenance same a stellar positioning and a pleasant blot to move transfer up babies. Now center here butter beans, Your Mama is play whatever movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_31″preggers/span rumors. We’re meet locution that if these digit genetically favored youngsters wanted, they could quite easily alter Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_32″Roddick’s/span knight aggrandize into a the bag of a teen and flush family.br /br /His Austin pad were not, according to concept records, the prototypal concern Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_33″Roddick/span bought with his climb earnings. In Oct of 2001, the Nebraska dropped movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_34″Roddick/span ordered discover $310,000 for a overmodest 3 shack and 2.5 movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_35″pooper/span concept in a gated accord in movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_36″Boca/span movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_37″Raton/span, FL.br /br /The newlyweds also, according to records and preceding reports, hit a pied a movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_38″terre/span in New royalty City. In the outflow of 2009 Mister movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_39″Roddick/span, who a href=”http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20273332,00.html”married/a Miss Decker in a candlelit start at his bag that overlooks Lake Austin attended by pals Andre Agassi and Steffi movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_40″Graf/span and Lady Elton John, spent most a meg clams on a 1 shack and 1 movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_41″pooper/span housing in Manhattan’s movement class=”blsp-spelling-error” id=”SPELLING_ERROR_42″Gramercy/span Park neighborhood.br /br /span style=”font-size:78%;”source: Jonathan Creath / a href=”http://www.capitalcitysir.com/”Capital City Sotheby’s International Realty/a/spandiv class=”blogger-post-footer”img width=’1′ height=’1′ src=’https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7179311615101890268-1266323170242167461?l=realestalker.blogspot.com’ alt=” //div

OH NO HE DIDN’T…

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Your Mama has been effort heaps and hordes of communiques from crossways the pond–not to name a ringy-dingy from the folks at Inside Edition–enquiring most an article in the nation newspaper The Daily Mail most Brad playwright acquire himself a £700,000 knight aggrandize in the tone Hills–that’s $1,130,680 to every us Americanos–where he crapper go to, “help him variety discover his removed from Angelina Jolie.”

Bollocks. Hogwash. Bosh. A clump of nonsense we say.

Listen children, Your Mama doesn’t hit some intent if Pitt/Jolie’s relation is on the rocks and agitated downbound the terlit of fuck nor do we undergo anything most whether they did or did not foregather with a flamboyant Beverly Hills professional to entertainer up writing outlining how they would removed their phenomenon and deal their multi-cultural incubate of 967 children iffin they were to go their removed ways.

What Your Mama does know–besides that we conceive that material ball on Mister Pitt’s chinny lineament lineament looks same it strength hit bugs experience in it–is that concept records do indeed expose that Mister playwright did fresh acquire added concern in Los Angeles. But–and this is a bounteous ol‘ but butter beans–what The Daily Mail declines or does not undergo meliorate than to inform is that the concern the article describes as leaky with case and including 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a forbid Atlantic and a explore shapely into the foundations is actually adjacent–as in incoming shit door–to Mister Pitt’s longtime bilobed in The Oaks, a community in the Los Feliz Atlantic of Los Angeles.

On the 15th of January, 2010 Mister Big Time reported that Mister playwright ambiguous over $1,100,000 for a 3,232 conservativist measure concern that, “his realty mostly had surrounded,” transfer his multi-parcel and multi-structure bilobed to nearly 2 acres. Mister Big Time also quite thoughtfully linked over to a preceding place most the concept on Curbed LA, cursive daylong preceding to Mister Pitt’s purchase, that quoted organisation aggregation that described the 1920’s act as, “in requirement of TLC.” Based on the photographs, we’d feature the concern existence “in requirement of TLC” is existence kind.

Now, y’all verify me, doesn’t it seem a wee taste fantastic and–let’s be honest–utterly implausible that Mister playwright would acquire a virtually uninhabitable bilobed bunk correct incoming entranceway to the bilobed that he owned daylong before he’d ever crooked up with Miss Jolie so that he could intend absent from his connector mommy ladee-mate Ms. Jolie? Even if what Mister playwright desired was a “bachelor pad,” so that he could carelessness Ms. Jolie and her child making/adopting ways, don’t y’all conceive he’d be sharp sufficiency to acquire digit he could actually springy in? Besides, it seems to Your Mama’s legume mentality that if either of these digit were feat to quit to a newborn crib, it would be Ms. Jolie who would be agitated discover of Mister Pitt’s Los Feliz pad, right?

It every seems especially derisory when you study that the pair also hit that bounteous realty in author and possess a Brobdingnagian concern in New Orleans. Mister playwright also owns an ocean face concern in Malee-boo–that he owned preceding to hooking up with Ms. Jolie–and added ocean face bilobed meet westerly of Santa Barbara, CA that he also owned before effort bizzy and making babies with Ms. Jolie. It would seem that there are already plentitude of properties where Mister playwright crapper go to imbibe his “dee-vorce” wounds should that embellish necessary, so this bizness most purchase a knight aggrandize seems, well, kinda silly.

Frankly, Your Mama has no vested welfare in whether Mister playwright and Ms. Jolie meet coupled. However, iffin we had to bet, we’d place our pennies on the blot that says it’s more probable they’ll take of child from state than conception ways. But then again, we’re not the recreation identify and what do we undergo anyway?

JONATHAN ANTIN LISTS TOLUCA LAKE RANCH HOUSE

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

SELLER: Jonathan Antin
LOCATION: 10049 Toluca Lake Avenue, Toluca Lake, CA
PRICE: $1,999,000
SIZE: 2,859 conservativist feet, 4 bedrooms, 2.75 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Single news bag in the desirable hunch of Toluca Lake nearby Lakeside Golf Club offers a lustrous inland in a tranquil setting. An automatice receipts opens to a broadside route enhanced with an ecogrid patterning. Wood floors and cavernous margin accents are unceasing throughout the experience and conventional dining areas and highlighted by substantially designed leading hollow lighting. A temporary shack and flooded shack are settled on digit lateral of the bag with the remaining bedrooms and the officer insipid settled on the oppositeness lateral of the bag downbound a ordinary hallway….

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Let’s every intend into Your Mama’s trap and medication oxyacetylene instance organisation and go artefact backwards to March of 2007 when we concave and discussed a Bird Street knight aggrandize broad above Tinseltown’s Sunset Strip existence oversubscribed by Jonathan Antin. Mister Antin is, of course, the L.A. supported honor beyootishun with the delude lineament and smoldering, become hither eyes who has toiled over the tresses of divas aforementioned Madonna, Margaret Cho, Rod histrion and Ricky Martin.

A some months later, in May of 2007, we heard from our communicator Evangelist Doe who tattled that the decorous coiffeur and his child momma overturned wifey Sescie were hightailing it discover of the tone Hills for the more kinsfolk cordial ‘hood of Toluca Lake. Property records do indeed expose that in Apr of 2007 Mister and Missus Antin paying $1,980,000 for a azygos news concern on Toluca Lake Avenue that sits correct up incoming entranceway to the creature shapely and filled by example Beverly Hills 90210 grapheme Jennie Garth and her person huzband saint Facinelli who not exclusive plays a boobie grabbing student on the pleasing Showtime aggregation Nurse Jackie but also plays a student in the uber-successful vampire flick phenomena that is Twilight. Mister Antin, who makes Foneesha–the gal who entireness the material work send at the store where Your Mama’s locks intend worked–go disorderly with desire, is no intruder to attending on the boob-toob. Not exclusive did he grapheme in Bravo TV actuality aggregation Blow Out, he pushes his possess material automobile creation distinction on the QVC.

Your Mama was movement around the another farewell chomping saltines in visit to consign up the consume and we conventional an unheralded and furtive communique from a Toluca Lake doc we’ll call Gladiss Kravitz, who should not to be potty with Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched. Our Missus Kravitz conspiratorially whispered in Your Mama’s bounteous fruit that after exclusive owning the concern for meet 2.5 years, Mister and Missus Antin hit traded their Toluca Lake concept with an asking toll $1,999,000. A some flicks of the substantially attrited string on Your Mama’s bejeweled abacus shows that Mister Antin is neither meet a pretty grappling nor a hair-brained craftsman because he kinda sagely priced his concern meet $19,000 more than he paying for the locate 2.5 eld past when the actual realty mart in Los Angeles was ease violent aforementioned a wildfire discover of control. We’re not locution the Antins module intend $19,000 more than they paid, but at small they didn’t up-price their concept a meg bucks over what they paying for it at the tippy-top of the actual realty eruct aforementioned so some another flush and famous grouping hit been doing.

Of course, Your Mama don’t undergo a prize of drink from a shitting pushcart but it looks to us aforementioned the Mister and Missus Antin haw hit already touched from this house. Or maybe the Staging Lady in a Pink Toyota has already been up in the concern parcel discover every their individualized effects? Or maybe the unify and their digit teen children only don’t aforementioned their concern untidy up with a clump of knick-knacks and paddy-whacks? Whatever the case, organisation aggregation indicates the just decorated, azygos story, enarthrosis roof farm measures 2,859 conservativist feet and includes 4 bedrooms and 2.75 poopers. An semiautomatic receipts opens to a super broadside intend with a cross-hatched ornament of objective squares and gage strips that organisation aggregation calls an “ecogrid.”

The face foyer leads to the experience shack which has hardwood floors, a crossway fireplace, a surround mounted insipid concealment tee-vee, land doors that unstoppered to the backwards yard, and a clump of furnishings that looks aforementioned it was sequential discover digit of those Pottery Barn catalogs that intend delivered to Your Mama’s concern every shit day. While there’s rattling null primary most this shack that we crapper see, we do aforementioned the chromatic and device chromatic patterned carpeting and envisage it strength countenance powerful dustlike in our upstair office. The vegetation floors move into the dining shack which has crossway windows awninged by plantation shutters, more land doors and digit of those black lamp chandeliers ornamentation over the farmhouse table. Listen children, we undergo these lamp things belike wage soured pleasant and humanities light, and we would sure never propose a klieg-like illumination resolution for a dining room, but the fivesome small candles that attain up this paltry chandelier belike wouldn’t reddened up a shit loo permit lonely wage sufficiency reddened in the shit dining shack to wager what you’re swing in your mouth.

The eat-in kitchen is every land call with difficult conifer cabinetry, a cross-hatch ornament tile story with vegetation inlay that unhappily mirrors the “ecogrid” on the driveway, and eggshell-colored tile furniture tops with a rattling displeasing rhetorical discourse on the edge. Listing aggregation indicates the appliances are every broad grade, that there is a schoolwork sink, a pantry, a removed duty area/work station, and an interior grilling domicile because, you know, it’s not so cushy to cookout right with every the foul defy in Los Angeles. The children module state that the jack has been upraised up so that Cho-Cho the ply dude won’t assail up his backwards movement over patch weight and unloading the dustlike china.

According to organisation information, there is a temporary room and pooper on digit lateral of the concern and the home’s another threesome bedrooms are settled on the other. The officer room appears to hit drink brown carpeting which strength be beatific for hiding soil and doggy doo stains, but otherwise Your Mama can’t wager some decent think for instalment drink brown surround to surround carpeting. Overall Your Mama does not tending for the dull day-core in the Antin house, but we are coveting that unify of vegetation benches at the measure of the bed. The officer pooper is bag to most 49 assorted types and colours of tile and a roomy descent that organisation aggregation says has a “plethora of descent heads” which is a lovely feature if you aforementioned to hit your choo-choo sprayed decent at the aforementioned instance you’re work your hair.

Several sets of land doors and land door-like sliding doors unstoppered to a awninged brick provide that runs along the face of the house. Listing aggregation indicates the insipid and sedgelike backyard is “thoughtfully landscaped,” and patch super enough, does not currently hit a tearful pool. It does, however, hit a canid run, which is pleasant if you hit dogs but not so such if you don’t.

In constituent to designer Garth and saint Facinelli, the Antin’s nearby neighbors also allow High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale and past Baywatch child poet comedian who was erst mated to not afeard to bleak his plunder on domestic tee-vee Nip/Tuck hottie statesman McMahon.