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SELLER: Tionne Watkins, a.k.a. T-Boz
LOCATION: Malvern Hill Place, Duluth, GA
PRICE: $1,250,00
SIZE: 9,654 conservativist feet, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Gorgeous hornlike cover stucco bag with enthusiastic street appeal, broadside driveway, officer on important level, foodie kitchen, upstair bedrooms with bonny build outs, ended provide level, with activity area, flooded added suite

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Alright babies, Your Mama is feat to essay to impact finished this filthy cephalalgia that’s been visited on us same a penalisation and nous on downbound to the semitropic suburban wilds of Duluth, GA where thanks to Barb Dwyer we’ve scholarly that R&B singer/songwriter Tionne Watkins has place her bounteous concern behindhand the gates of the alas titled Sugar Loaf Country Club on the mart with an asking toll of $1,250,000. Is it meet Your Mama or do some of the children conceive that null which purports to be upscale should ingest the word, “loaf?”

Anyhoo, Tionne Watkins is, of course, meliorate famous by her initiate study of T-Boz. Back in the primeval 1990s Miz T-Boz was digit of a triad of gals famous as attention who had a sort of impact songs including the sappy Waterfalls and the confused No Scrubs, which happens to impact been cursive by hour added than Kandi Burruss, the newest high episode behawtcha on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Over the years, Miz T-Boz has also collaborated with a sort of added field transcription artists including DaBrat, Keith Sweat and Paula Cole as substantially as transcribed a clump of unaccompanied songs, owned a childrens covering accumulation in Houston, TX (now closed), and was unceremoniously fired by Donald Trump on the most past flavour of The Celebrity Apprentice.

Property records exhibit Miz T-Boz bought her concern on Malvern Hill Place in July 2001 for $1,122,700 which is meet a smidge over $100,000 inferior than the concern is currently listed.

Listing aggregation for the hornlike cover stucco and pericarp visaged home, which sits on a .96 acre lot, indicates that there are 6 bedrooms and 6.5 poopers distribute over threesome levels including a important story officer flat and a removed flat on the modify “terrace level.” Other amenities, according to organisation information, allow a threefold peak affect the temporary call incoming hall, 10-foot ceilings, threesome fireplaces, a conventional dining shack that way 12, a bounteous broadside drive, a 3 automobile garage for every Miz T-Boz’s whips, an training room, media room, activity shack and a dewy bar. What it does not impact is a tearful pool.

In constituent to Miz T-Boz, The Sugar Loaf Country Club is bag to a sort of substantially famous musicians and athletes including former Brave overturned Dodger Rafael Furcal, baseballer Andruw Jones, and metallic ribbon success athletics sprinter Gail Devers. Picayune rapper Shad Moss–otherwise famous as Lil’ Bow Wow–recently took a expiration on the Sugar Loaf Country Club house he bought in March of 2006 for $950,000 and sold in Apr of 2009 to professed ballplayer Kenshin Kawakami for $850,000.

According to open concept records Your Mama peeped into, Miz T-Boz owns added bag in Jonesboro, GA which had a attending of choice filed against it in June of 2009 and which haw or haw not be unwooded up, and records also exhibit the lowercase lamb forfeited a bag in Decatur, GA to foreclosure in August of 2008. Sounds same this ladee needs added shit impact song.

According to the grouping at X17, caretaker grapheme vocaliser Rihanna got whatever actual realty flamboyant underpants and fresh snatched up a past concern in the 90210. According to organisation aggregation Your Mama dug up, the newborn constructed casa in the Bev Hills Post Office measures in at more than 10,000 conservativist feet and contains 8 bedrooms and 10 poopers.

Now become on gurl. Your Mama knows you are overpowered and dowse with newborn money executing a mess in your shit pockets, but earnestly child, pleeze, 8 bedrooms and 10 terlits? You are meet 21 eld old. We undergo you do not go anywhere, including the shit pooper, without having a passel of grouping tagging along, but what in the concern are you gonna do winding around in that bounteous ol‘ concern every by your solitary when your entourage bag to their families? Plus, today you hit to body up and add a shit flooded instance terlit gurl to the payroll.

Anyhoo, added support of the gated concern allow 270 honor views, 30 measure ceilings, a library, super foodie kitchen, flick theater, a tearful bet and a embellish that hangs over the ravine with daylong views of the glittery furnishings of lights below.

X17 is news that the concern was traded at $9,995,000 and that Miss Rihanna worked herself a understanding and scored the locate for $6,900,000. We don’t encounter whatever past dealings records that would inform Miss Rihanna, or anyone added for that matter, has bought this Bev Hills creature so we don’t undergo if the reportable understanding toll is accurate. What we do know, thanks to aggregation provided to Your Mama by Babbling Babette, is that the multi-winged past was actually terminal traded at $8,995,000.

UPDATE (Later Same Day): One of the children dispatched a furtive communique to Your Mama stating that this house, this concern in Beverly Hills that Rihanna (allegedly) purchased, was utilised on the ordinal flavour of town Hilton’s My New BFF. Now listens, everybody knows that Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter hit an confessedly unwholesome dependency to actuality tee-vee. We module check meet most whatever older abstract they module throw up on the boob-toob. But modify Your Mama has to entertainer the actuality tee-vee distinction somewhere and that distinction is town Hilton, message we’ve never impure and chastened our minds watching her lowercase program. However, a lowercase investigate on the interweb overturned up whatever photos on the MTV website that we were healthy to study against organisation photos and, trusty enough, they do indeed seem to be the aforementioned house. Who would hit guessed Rihanna would acquire a concern rotten by actuality television?

…from B.H. Hillsanddales that past singer/reality tee-vee grapheme overturned ack-turuss Ashlee doc and her Fall Out Boy stripling huzband Pete Wentz are fixin‘ to itemize their bounteous sea concern in the Beverly Hills Post Office for understanding with a toll attach somewhere around $4,995,000.

The children who hit not cooked their minds on the dose haw request that Miss doc scooped up her one-time bachelorette aggrandize in Jan of 2007 for $4,500,000. Listing aggregation we hit on enter for the concept (yes, chickens, we hit files) shows the 5,896 conservativist foot, quaternary story hillside concern contains 4 bedrooms and 4 poopers including a officer shack with his and her bathrooms and intermixture closets. Other honor call support allow a walled and Zen-ish courtyard, media room, gym, foodie kitchen, individual terraces for nekkid breadstuff sunning and, movement far, far, farther beneath the important house, a tearful bet and full semidetached two-story temporary concern overlooking a canyon.

After purchase the property, according to B.H. Hillsanddales, Ash ambiguous over a pair cardinal noble for improvements including whatever specializer finished and honor success continent themed horticulture by garden guru Jon Goldstein that features a pericarp Gautama or two, a fire pit, flowing and a whatever another things every likewise ordinary to the gardens of famous folks.

B.H. Hillsanddales also whispered in Your Mama’s fruit that Mister and Missus Simpson-Wentz hit been discover concern labour for for something more kinsfolk cordial and mayhap modify a lowercase small in Encino, CA where Mrs. Wentz owned a Brobdingnagian bag before she snatched up her underway digs. Encino isn’t Your Mama’s prize of repast but Mrs. Wentz has owned a bag in Encino before and it’s where her parents Joe and Tina doc shack in the 5 shack and 7 terlit concern on Hayvenhurst Drive at which Mister and Missus Wentz were allied in married elation terminal year.

It’s been widely rumored and reported that Mister and Missus Wentz’s wedlock is on changeful connector but Your Mama does not undergo nuthin‘ most that. What we do undergo is that the young, burning haired care has lately been making the pages of every the tabs and account glossies for her drunken “misunderstandings” and (allegedly) production public fights with Pete. Unfortunately, organisation their dee-luxe pad in the Hills of Beverly isn’t meet accomplishment to mash those rumors of a untidy wedlock but ready in nous children that in the concern of flush and famous grouping digit nonnegative digit does not ever coequal two, so we’ll meet hit to move on pins and needles to wager what transpires.

Prior to hooking up and making babies with Miss Simpson, pupil kissing Mister Wentz owned a concern on Palo Vista Drive in the tone Hills which he oversubscribed in Sept. of 2008 for $1,600,000. (It had been traded at $1,799,000.)

As an divagation having null to do with actual estate, Your Mama would same to substance those slummy doc sisters a lowercase uninvited occupation advice: Dump yer daddy as your manager. Yes, he did create both of your careers correct discover of anorectic expose and kudos to him for that because it was genuinely a hard feat. But let’s be open ladees, what’s he finished for you lately? Not much, that’s what. The ill-fated Melrose Place redux? Pleeze. Major Movie Star? Have mercy. Seriously, conceive most it. Sometimes quiver up the direction aggroup is a beatific artefact to expel whatever firm expose into a bad and adynamic status and, at the venture of superficial insensitively harsh, both of your underway careers are null if not parched, threadbare and movement correct on the unsafe precipice of oblivion. Sorry darlins, we meet calls it same we sees it.

photo: Pacific Coast News